Liberal Intolerance #128: Playboy’s Conservative Women Hate F#ck List

Written by: Uncle Seth The Noble on Monday, June 1st, 2009

*Warning: Extreme Language*

As if Hugh Hefner and Playboy didn’t already have a long history of degrading women, now the faltering porn empire fire a few sexual potshots at the women on the right side of the political spectrum.  Some of the comments are lower than low, as some adolescent scumbag by the name of Guy Cimbalo makes public his fantasy sex list of women who in some cases are not only married, but also have children.

This piece of excrement explains the purpose of this list…

Obama promised us the dream of post-partisanship—a cuckoo land where party affiliation and factional animosity were forgotten. Turn on cable news or open any newspaper, however, and you’ll quickly discover that the dream has yet to materialize. But there is a way to reach across the aisle without letting principles fall by the wayside. We speak, naturally, of the hate f#ck. We may despise everything these women represent, but goddammit they’re hot. Let the healing begin.

Here’s how the list works: First it explains who the conservative women are, gives some details as to her political accolades and finally  gives a ‘Hate F#ck Rating’ for each conservative woman. Topping the list is Michelle Malkin, and here’s what he writes…

Michelle Malkin

Who: This highly f#ckable Filipina is a massively popular blogger who is known to dress up like a cheerleader on occasion (see video). She’s also a regular on Fox News, where her tight body and get-off-my-lawn stare just scream, “Do me!”

How Could You? Beelzebabe is as bad as it gets. To wit, her book defending WWII’s Japanese internment camps, her abetting death threats against a student protest group, and, of course, the frothing idiocy she publishes daily on her eponymous website.

The Hate F#ck Rating: Worse than f#cking Eva Braun.

Here’s his perverted hatred concerning Mary Katherine Ham…

The Hate F#ck Rating: You get this one pregnant, she stays pregnant. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?

And finally his thoughts on Peggy Noonan…

The Hate F#ck Rating: Imagine f#cking your grandmother. Now imagine your grandmother coined the phrase “a thousand points of light.” It’s worse than that.

There’s more of this vile and degrading crap, written by an author who is employed by one of the most infamous exploiters of women in modern history. Where I come from, if any man ever talked about my mother, wife, sister or daughter in this kind of language and tone, my response would be a right hook to the head. Look, I’m not naive, I know that Playboy built its wealth and popularity by breaking down social taboos, but this kind of hatred is extreme even for them.  The loss of shame in our society is one of the America’s more profound defeats, because it leaves a world unwilling to be responsible for its actions.  In this case, Playboy is once again declaring that it has no shame, and obviously, no class.

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5 Responses to “Liberal Intolerance #128: Playboy’s Conservative Women Hate F#ck List”

USpace Says:
June 5th, 2009 at 8:51 pm

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Conservative women are HOTter! Just imagine the justified ‘Liberal’ outrage if say, ‘Hustler’ Magazine ran a disgusting parody where Rush, Hannity, Beck, Savage and Ann Coulter gang-raped and tickle-tortured Katie Couric, and then Nancy Pelosi.

Imagine. The outrage would last for months in the MSM. There would be calls for firings and boycotts. NOW would be apoplectic. Poor little outraged, hypocritical Libs.

:)

absurd thought –
God of the Universe says
joke about raping women

if they are conservative
EVIL freedom lovers…

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
always rape women…

who are conservative
they’re just gender traitors
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Concerned Citizen Says:
June 6th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

The term “hate f#$%” is broadly defined in the male lexicon (i.e. terms men use when women are not around) to describe a sexual act that is not related to rape. The main differences are that the act is always consensual and that it merely relates to having sex in a more intensely physical manner. Not all women are into this kind of fornication; however, most men have watched at least one porn video (it sells better) with the act, as fake as it may be.

Let us not overreact. It was simply a sloppy mistake and a break of the manly covenant of not using such terms in front of women.

P.S. Just because conservative women are “tighter” doesn´t men they are hotter. In truth they are usually kind of crappy at sex as they get less practice (common sense). There is a reason why there are almost no conservative models or actresses (please refrain from repeating the same old “liberal/jewish/elite mainstream” whine: the world does not work as your paranoid perspective sees it).

ufourya Says:
June 8th, 2009 at 11:34 am

As usual, people such as ‘concerned citizen’, who deign to condescend to conservatives to explain the ‘truth’, are incorrect in their assertions.

This from David Frum – …As for sex — well, it turns out that it’s Republican (and especially Republican women) who have it more often and better. The two strongest predictors of Republican affiliation in America are (1) marriage and (2) church attendance. These are also the strongest predictors of female sexual satisfaction. The authoritative 1995 University of Chicago survey Sex in America found that conservative Protestant married women were the group most likely to report that they “nearly always” orgasmed during sex. Married women of all religions were almost twice as likely as unmarried women to describe their sex lives as “extremely satisfying.”

So, educate yourself before spewing, CC.

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