Egg Stealing Gay Penguins Join Prop 8 Battle

Written by: Uncle Seth The Noble on Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

UK Daily Mail has the details…

A pair of gay penguins thrown out of their zoo colony for repeatedly stealing eggs have been given some of their own to look after following a protest by animal rights groups.

Last month the birds were segregated after they were caught placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs.

But angry visitors to Polar Land in Harbin, northern China, complained it wasn’t fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers and urged zoo bosses to give them a chance.

In response, zookeepers gave the pair two eggs laid by an inexperienced first-time mother.

‘We decided to give them two eggs from another couple whose hatching ability had been poor and they’ve turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo,’ said one of the keepers.

‘It’s very encouraging and if this works out well we will try to arrange for them to become real parents themselves with artificial insemination.’

Wildlife experts at the park explain that despite being gay the three-year-old male birds are still driven by an urge to be fathers.

On the surface many people may laugh at the ridiculous notion of trying to use penguins in their continued efforts to legitimize the homosexual lifestyle. But do you notice the little sleight of hand in this article about how gay activists are trying to argue that homosexuality is as natural as two male penguins warming a stolen egg?  I’m a stay at home dad, does that make me gay?

Homosexuality happens.  So does blindness and extraordinary athleticism, but do the rare occurrences of these happening mean that blindness is normal?  They are anomalies – rarities that in no way deserve to be ridiculed but still recognized as disparate examples of the diversity that can appear in nature. Likewise, it also can’t address the consequences of re-defining societal institutions we bend to normalize those anomalies.  The creations of gender in nature are the reasons those two male penguins have an egg to steal…

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One Response to “Egg Stealing Gay Penguins Join Prop 8 Battle”

Vince Says:
December 17th, 2008 at 10:43 am

Oh geez, you see gay penguins are great parents and shows that gay men and women are great parents too! Another reason why we should all be gay and live in our fantastic gaydum. yea im not buying it..

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