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Terrorist Turns Self In For $14, But Won’t Talk

Written by: Evrviglnt on Friday, December 5th, 2008

In a world where Muslims ban ice cream swirls and kill over cartoons, the surrender of the small minded terrorist below has outraged supporters.  One Mohammadan protesting peace exclaimed “This mujahadeen is a disgrace!  He meets the Jew with only one rifle, a pistol, a single RPG and only eight grenades!  Why do I keep giving my money to charity if this is how we praise Allah?”  The militant, lying silent, eyes frozen wide with a smirk on his lips, has yet to talk to interrogators.  Police from India are offering an unspecified amount of truth serum in exchange for the weapons.  If the exchange is agreed upon, India’s military stockpile would double.

Also captured was a Hamas advisor.  Dressed in his Sunday duds, he asked for five minutes with the prisoner.  “I must introduce him to 72 friends of mine.” was all he said when asked what his intentions were.

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2 Responses to “Terrorist Turns Self In For $14, But Won’t Talk”

Annieb Says:
December 9th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

Ok Shane, too freakin funny. Wow, such a wonderful and creative mind you have! Did you play with legos and G.I. Joe when you were a boy? Or did having 3 older sisters, they make you be their little baby in playing house? Just asking…

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Evrviglnt Says:
December 9th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

I know nothing about G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu grip, or the Six Million Dollar Man with the telescope eye. And the 237 piece army man collection belonged to my brother though I kept it in my room because he I was sure he was a communist. It turns out he was a vegetarian existentialist, but that’s close enough.

And I never kidnapped Barbie and buried her in the back yard – my sisters are always making up stories like that!

See you tonight Annie!

 

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